January 2011
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Me: We got a new Glamour. It's the Sex, Love & Guys issue.
Elle: As opposed to the Philosophy, Gender Studies & Ketchup issue?
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The final straw that broke the camel’s back
– Jesse
Tom Waits will break your heart
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Right Now:
Assembling a desk and fixing offset parts using an emery board and a pocket knife. This is what Beyonce was singing about in Independent Women, yeah?
Thoughts I just had
“My life rules!”
“HEY, this bra is strapless! I can just slip it off without any Flashdance-y maneuvering!”
It’s pretty weird in here.
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This Should Be A Thing
Check out that authoritative title. My version of The Secret is capitalizing things I want to happen. Manifest, manifest!
Some sort of non-intrusive head device (a band? bedside nodes attached to the skull?) to wear during a nap that’ll sense your brain waves/eye movements and wake you onlyyyy when you’re between REM cycles. Sometimes you want your nap to stay within nap...
If I believed in hell and thought inanimate objects had a place in it, I would say THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR BANANA STRINGS.
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Got Avogadro's number
Only two more months til I can hit send
Maybe I will die alone listening to really cool avant tunes.
– Jesse on musical compatibility
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Surreal truths
A woman rides the bus with a bird on her head, a pigeon or another from a family of street birds. The perch has a rolling cart beside her and a guttural cackle of a laugh. She turns toward the front and the woman beside her mouths “Is it alive?” across the aisle and holds up her phone for a photo. The birds pulls at her hair, opening its black wings and setting them down again.
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I ate a frugal kale and broccoli dinner that all the little rabbits of the world...
– Jesse
My life is a movie with an excellent soundtrack and very low production values
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Sister knows best
Lizzie: livemocha.com is pretty good [for learning French]!
Me: I did that for Spanish once but totally fell off the wagon
Lizzie: I think you mean you fell off the carromato
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